The Mind Of A Ginger Beer Addict

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

ridersxonxthexstorm:

Captain Neckbeard

*tips Tricorne* M’harties 

Captain Neckbeard

gatsmeme:

fading-into-night:

gatsmeme:

gatsmeme:

look at sparky

im only friends w ppl who reblog this photo

I know this girl, this girl is my cousin. Vickii-Augeface. 

i love u

I know this girl, she’s my ex, and i wanna hug sparky

gatsmeme:

fading-into-night:

gatsmeme:

gatsmeme:

look at sparky

im only friends w ppl who reblog this photo

I know this girl, this girl is my cousin. Vickii-Augeface.

i love u

I know this girl, she’s my ex, and i wanna hug sparky

cant-speak-fangirling:

I have no idea why everyone in the entire world isn’t talking about this. I joined hogwartsishere just a few short hours ago and I’ve already had more fun than when I first discovered Pottermore. I highly encourage everyone to check it out! In case you’re curious, here’s a brief summary of how the site works:

After you’ve registered (i.e. enrolled) at the HiH Hogwarts, chosen your house, and created a personal Gringott’s vault  - which is entirely free, btw - you can join a dorm, add friends, buy books, register for classes, and earn house points by completing assignments. You get a personal profile and a gradebook to mark your progress, as well as access to fun sides like chocolate frog cards and academic gifts from your professors. YOU CAN EVEN WRITE YOUR OWN BOOKS (fictional and non-fictional) WHICH ARE THEN ADDED TO THE LIBRARY. MY NERDY HEAD SPUN ALL THE WAY AROUND, GUYS.

I’m taking History of Magic and Transfiguration at the moment, catching up on the lessons I missed when I had no idea the site existed. It’s surprisingly high brow, educationally extensive and an absolute blast. I also made, like, ten new friends during my first hilarious chat with my Slytherin dormmates. Honestly, as someone who’s almost always invisible, even online, that’s a huge deal to me. Everyone is so nice over there.

Go, fellow Potterheads! Go forth and get sorted*!

*In truth, you aren’t really sorted. You pick your house. Slytherin forever. ♥

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

He’s not gonna keep buying packs of cigarettes if he’s not gonna smoke them, he only needs one pack use ur fuckin brain